Geez I'm annoying.

So on Friday afternoons I get bored and start asking Jesse stupid questions. It's pretty fun to see how long he lasts without yelling at me.
He must be in a friggin' fantastic mood today.

Me: o jesse, i must ask you something important
Jesse: important?...it must be shoe related
Me: good guess but no
Me: do baseball games sell booze other than beer?
Jesse: yea....they have some fancy frozen daquari type stuffs
Me: o excellent, i was about to boo and hiss the rangers
Jesse: and the restaurant sells like liquor i think
Me: "the restaurant", what kind of f*ckery is that
Jesse: there's a restaurant in right field. it used to be a tgi fridays
Me: stfu
Me: in the middle of the field?
Jesse: i hate you
Me: wait i dont get it
Jesse: right field bleachers
Me: well you didnt say that, did u
Jesse: near home run porch
Me: home run porch?
Me: are there rocking chairs?
Jesse: mmmmm
Me: jesus, this is going to be confusing
Me: so im going to sit in the outfield on a rocking chair if i want booze?
Me: that seems inconvenient
Jesse: the 2nd deck is home run porch
Me: why
Jesse: you'll see the restaurant behind it
Me: why
Jesse: because it's short to right field and quite a few home runs make it up there
Me: short?
Jesse: distance from home plate to the right field wall
Me: where you drink booze on rocking chairs
Jesse: no rocking chairs
Jesse: it's a colloquial name for that area of seating
Me: well that seems silly
Me: with wind chimes and rocking chairs?
Jesse: no wind chimes or rocking chairs anywhere in the stadium
Me: and bug zappers?
Jesse: there might be bug zappers
Me: geez you are being oddly patient with me today
Me: even when im trying really hard to be annoying

Tee Hee. Shoe Giddy.

Gah! Got my Glitter Loubees at lunch today! I'm like a kid in a candy store.Sorry for weird angles. It is hard to take pictures of your own feet.

Ha, I'm such a nerd. I even took a picture of them cozying up to a few of my other shoes.Look how they sparkle!

The age old question: Persimmon or Saffron?

ooo ooo ooo, I'm so excited! I have been itching for some new fun bedding and I think I found it! I wanted something feminine but not over the top, something girly but not looking like a fourth grader's room, something chic and funky at the same time.

Dolls! Look at this:

But is it better in persimmon or saffron?! O no, how to choose??

http://dwellshop.com/b2c/ecom/ecomEnduser/items/xt_itemDetailNF.aspx?oFamily=HEDGEROW&siteId=1&itemNum=3520-15-20&bulkexists=0

Lots of random thoughts...

I'm very scatterbrained today actually. So I thought I'd let you in on all my random morning thoughts. First off, I'm going to a Rangers game tonight!

No, I'm not really big on sports or baseball, but I LOVE all you can eat and dressing festive is always fun. I have a cute kelly green baseball tee that I never have had a reason to wear.

In other news, I'm getting really good at tying scarves. I know I'm ridiculous but it takes a lot of effort to make them look effortlessly good. Planned messiness is hard.O, I got my Dior flip flops! Yay, I love them!Geez, my feet are white. Thanks for nothing Malibu. ;) And lastly, I really like this dress. I feel like the silhouette would do me wonders. But I can't choose on the color. Blue would be great with my hair...But pink would be so Barbie!

What to do, what to do...

Thoughts?

Malibu: final thoughts

So here is the final count of everything I purchased on my lovely weekend trip: Christian Louboutin Blue Glitter heels. I know you are thinking, but you already bought those! Yes I did, and like a moron I got the wrong size and thought I had lost them forever. But I found them again in the Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills. I swear I almost knocked some people over trying to get to them...
Dolce and Gabbana Leopard Print Bustier Dress. I couldn't find the exact dress online, but it is basically the one above with no belt. A cute little Italian man in the D&G store on Rodeo altered it to fit me exactly. Swoon.
Kenneth Cole Barbie shirt. Thank you very much Fred Segal and Mama K for spotting it.
Marc by Marc Jacobs jersey ruffle top in green and navy. I couldn't find the navy one online, but it is quite adorable.

Now for the bad/weird news. Southwest returned my suitcase soaking wet! How strange, right??? My white Kenneth Cole shirt had dirty rain water stains all over it and my Dolce dress was awkwardly damp.
How could something like this happen? Ugh.
Southwest is letting me dry clean everything and bring them the bill, but I'm still kinda grumpy about it. I'm going to have to drive all the way back to the airport, pay for parking and bring them the receipt. It kind of doesn't seem worth it.
As steffy would say... Le Sigh

Getting back into the swing of things.

I love this Prada platform. Great for summer!

Malibu trip! Three days of bliss

We spent the morning relaxing by the ocean and eating cupcakes. Needless to say, Texas has its work cut out for it if it wants to win my heart back.Eventually, we got our sun-drenched, lazy butts up and went shopping in Santa Monica.
O and I found the shirt I had been dying for but didn't think existed! Yay for Fred Segal! We went to a fantastic dinner at Toscana and then ice cream sandwiches at Diddy Riese. (Although to be fair, Steffy and I opted to stay in the car and let her family get ice cream. We were so tired and cold at that point. Also, we managed to set off the car alarm and get some sneers from a few UCLA kids.)
Sad face for sunburn:
Sad face for having to leave eventually:

Malibu trip: Day 2 in the boo

Good morning. I really need to get off Dallas time. Yesterday I woke up at 6 a.m. and today it was 7 a.m. A disast-tastrophe! Need to sleep in on vacation.
The mornings give me time to reflect alone and get emo with my bad self, so I don't know if that's a heeling good thing or a dangerous bad thing. O well, if I have to be relaxed and reflective, the Boo is a good place to do so. Just look:Yesterday we spent most of our adventures in Beverly Hills. I think my credit card may have melted on Rodeo Drive from overuse.

When I get back, I am going to be so poor I'll have to get a job on the side selling fake star maps that lead people to "Tony Romo's favorite dry cleaners" and "Dirk Nowitzki spit out his gum here once." But I'm not thinking about that now, as I pet my new Dolce & Gabbana leopard print dress in a very Gollum-esque manner.

On a side note, isn't their beach house to die for?Also, enjoy the pictures of us being total dorks in front of Chanel:

Malibu trip! Day One Recap

We started the trip with a delayed flight so we got a lot of quality time in the terminal.

Steffy made fun of my avid dental hygiene.

And THEN, this super creepy couple came in and sat on the floor and he started brushing her hair....

The pictures don't really do it justice. Then they started cuddling and making out on the floor. Quite odd really, but it made the wait time seem to go faster.
Sky Mall!
Finally to LAX! Steffy's family is warm and spectacular and was waiting for us with cupcakes. Their house is beyond beautiful. Beyond words. I'm so blessed to be here!
My room
My room's view

More to follow soon!

So ya, I'm supposed to be last minute packing

Being stupid and trying on sunglasses instead...Update: ya... Steffy just called me from work and yelled at me when she saw my blog...

The Goodbye Gossip Girl review

Yes, this post is a bit tardy but better late then never right? I finally got to see the season finale of GG last night (when I was supposed to be packing for LA). My mom was here all week and I had to watch like American Idol and have her rewind again and again to hear her favorite notes from Glambert.

Anyway...

Let's start by saying, what kind of f*ckery is this???
I could not even pay attention to the "shocking" text blast calling people weak. (OMG, not weak! That's really the worst they could do?) Serena, honey, no. I don't even really have words for your inventive tassel/hair accessory. Really? I've questioned the stylists on the show before but the fact that they tried to be kooky and cute with Serena and just tie her tassel into her hair? It really upset me, and I can't even tell you why.

OK, moving on.

Yay! And he brought her pink peonies which are my favorite flower as well. So props. In other Blair news, I really am enjoying the new Cobra Starship song. Her singing isn't too shabby.

Looking forward: Ugh Michelle trachtenberg. What's wrong with your face? I want to like you! But there is something aesthetically wrong that makes me squint when I look at you. Maybe if you stopped making really questionable hair choices and overdosing on eyeliner I could stop giving you the you-used-to-be-Dawn-side-eye. I keep waiting for Sarah Michelle Gellar to jump in and tell you to stay home and study instead of chasing demons with the rest of the gang. Don't part your hair in the middle, it doesn't do anything for you.

Of course, I also still think of her as Harriet the Spy so... maybe it's my own personal issues.

P.S. Now the rumor is that the Valley Girls spin off is back on. So yay, I like Brittany Snow.