Fantasy Birthday List

So my birthday is coming up very soon and I COULD make a realistic list of things I really really want like shoes, and dresses, and jewelry, and bejeweled iphones (ahem mom), but instead, I thought it would be more fun to make my ridiculous fantasy list of birthday presents... So here we go:

1. A top hat and/or birdcage veil and/or some combination of the two

(and not a sh*tty 2 dollar glitter party city top hat... I have one of those and it sucks)2. A dream house and/or dream castle for my redheaded Barbie and her Ken3. And while we are on the subject, a real life pink Barbie convertible 4. A lemon beagle puppy (light brown instead of tri color)

5. A fabulous tutu

6. Vintage pink rotary phone (doesn't need to work, for decor purposes only)

7. These gloves8. These glasses9. This bathing suit (Jem and the Holograms anyone???)

10. A pink guitar (again, doesn't need to be in working order. For decor purposes only) 11. aaaaaaaand Dior's '09 couture line. I mean... I said impractical...